• Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
• MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
• Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
• MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
• Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
• Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
• (pause)
• MommyMelissa: is that it?
• Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
• Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
• MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
• (pause)
• Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
• Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
• MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
• Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
• Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
• MommyMelissa: ...
• Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
• MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
• Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
• MommyMelissa: whatever.

I put on my robe and wizard hat... ;)

• Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
• BritneySpears14: Aight.
• Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
• BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
• Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
• BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
• Bloodninja: Me too baby.
• BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
• Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
• BritneySpears14: Hey...
• Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
• BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
• Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
• BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
• Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
• Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
• BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
• Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
• Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
• Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
• Bloodninja: Baby?